Am I the new Biggest Loser???

So I went to the DMV today on my lunch break to get a South Carolina Identification Card to mail in to Social Security to get my new card so I wouldn’t have to spend my day down at the Social Security office waiting in line. Everything went smooth sailing until I got in my car and read the card carefully. I had to turn around and go back in. They had on the card that I weighed 545 pounds! I guess they thought I was last season’s winner on The Biggest Loser. They fixed it, no problem. Anyone want my autograph?